TERMS AND CONDITIONS
The Gist:
By using our website and purchasing our glorious Big Wool Balls, you agree to play by our rules (which, let's be honest, are pretty reasonable). Think of it as a friendly agreement between you, us, and the happy sheep who provide the wool.
The Nitty-Gritty:
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Ownership: We own all the stuff on this website, from the witty product descriptions to the mesmerizing images of fluffy laundry. You can look, but don't touch (digitally speaking, of course. Feel free to fondle your Big Wool Balls to your heart's content).
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Privacy: We're not in the business of selling your information. We'll keep your details safe and sound, like a precious sock tucked away in a drawer (until it mysteriously disappears, but that's another story).
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Purchases: When you buy our Big Wool Balls, you're agreeing to pay for them. Seems simple enough, right? We accept most forms of payment, except for bartering with lint (we have enough of that already).
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Returns: If you're not 100% smitten with your woolly behemoths, you can return them within 30 days. Just send them back our way, and we'll handle the rest. It's as easy as folding a fitted sheet (almost).
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Mischief: Please don’t use our website for nefarious purposes. No hacking, spamming, or attempting to build a woolly empire to rival our own.
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Changes: We might tweak these terms occasionally, so check back now and then to stay in the loop. We promise we won't pull any fast ones, like suddenly requiring payment in dryer sheets.
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Governing Law: This legal mumbo jumbo is governed by the laws of [your state/country]. If any legal shenanigans arise, we'll settle them like civilized adults (or at least try to).